Notable quotes heard on assboil extremist radio:

ASSBOIL - THE BIG LIE

Assboil 2-17-10 “the Big Lie” first it was liberalism and then the incessant whiner went on to refer to stimulus spending as a big lie. Assboil played an Obama soundbite stating new unemployment claims reached 800,000 in January 2009. Assboil claimed that “new jobless claims reached that level because Obama was elected” and he claimed the numbers started rising in November 2008 when Obama was elected. Talk about the Big Lie. Assboil is unaware that mortgage and CDO markets crashed the world economy, precipitating massive layoffs. Any person with half a brain knows that. In reality (somewhere far away from Assboil land), unemployment claims began steadily rising in May 2008 and did not start declining until Obama became President. Assboil also criticized Obama’s knowledge of economics and reminded us that arrogance and self-promotion are two of the things he detests most (now we’re clear that Assboil is consumed with self-hatred).

As far as stimulus spending, Assboil repeatedly implies that $785 billion has been spent on jobs creation, when in-fact the number is closer to $100 billion. He persistently declares stimulus slush fund a failure, in spite of the fact he has no idea how much has been spent or how it has been spent. Looking below, you will note that Assboil repeats these lies daily in order to brainwash his ignorant sheeples.

Assboil 2-??-2010 (after the 5.7% GDP was announced): “and it will be revised downward”. 2-26-10 The fresh reading on the nation's economic standing, released by the Commerce Department on Friday, was better than the government's initial estimate a month ago of 5.7 percent growth. It would mark the strongest showing in six years.

Assboil 2-5-10 “the Saints are destined to lose because Obama is for them” – why is Assboil always wrong?

Assboil 2-4-10 “Obama owns GM and Chrysler” …sure he does

Assboil “Obama diverted lifeline flights from Haiti for the Super Bowl. And I thought he didn’t hate black people.” Is there anything more childish or absurd that the bloated drooler can invent? Where on Earth does such a sick mind come up with this garbage?

No doubt that assboil extremist radio caters to idiots: apparently Michelle Obama has taken up the cause of childhood obesity. Within this context, a caller to Glenn Beck on Friday February 5 stated that the “Nazi and Communist regimes worshiped the athlete”, and Beck backed her up by saying “Progressives want perfect people.” So the obvious conclusion is; if Michelle Obama has taken up the cause of childhood obesity, it’s just more proof that the Obama Administration is communist. These people couldn’t be more bizarre. Does idiot nation really believe this? No matter what cause Michelle Obama takes up, these psychotics will find a way to spin it as deceptive, communistic, facist, self-serving etc.

Assboil 1-21-10 “the left wants all our soldiers in jail” at this point it has become apparent that Assboil is spreading more hateful propaganda than the Taliban and AQ. The nerve of the assboil-nursing draft dodger to claim that liberals want all soldiers in jail. While Assboil was fighting the battle on his rear end, brave liberal assboil enemies like John Kerry, Wesley Clark, and Colin Powell were engaged in the Vietnam conflict. Folks, what we have here is a true enemy, more vitriolic and powerful than the Taliban. Those ass boils were tougher than Viet Nim. Those ass boils drew first blood.

Assboil 1-21-10 More lies form the drooler: “a full year of new jobless claims going up”. In reality, new jobless claims peaked in January 2009, and have been steadily declining since. www.bls.gov

Assboil 1-21-10 The left hates corporations” (actually he says this often). Does anybody actually believe the garbage spewing from this bloated addict’s mouth? Does anybody believe all of corporate America is supported, owned and employs non-liberals only?

Assboil 1-14-10 “he (Obama) put us 12 trillion in debt”, Assboil needs some educatin’ – National debt was 9.6 trillion when Obama took office. The 1.4 trillion deficit for US FY 2009 was Bush’s budget, signed before Obama was even elected. Stimulus contributed about 200 billion. So, ~400 billion of the current 12 trillion occurred under Obama’s spending. And without the Boosh debacle, we wouldn’t need Stimulus. Which begs the question; is Assboil really that stupid, or is he just making stuff up again? Hard to tell, it has become apparent that he’s confused when it comes to fiscal matters.

Assboil: 1-13-10 "[W]e've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax". The guy has an audience of millions. He could raise a lot of money instead of convincing people NOT to help. What an unmitigated piece of ….. (quote from the board)

More Assboil Hypocrisy (1-12-10) relentlessly dogging Sen. Reid for comments regarding then Sen. Obama’s marketability. Assboil seems to have forgotten that he gleefully played “Barack the Magic Negro” for months. Assboil says he’ll continue to dog Sen. Reid because the “American people are offended”. You go Assboil. Nobody, including yourself, is offended. But the assboil sheeples will eat that stuff up.

Assboil (1-8-10) referring to US security as a “bloated inefficient bureaucracy”, right after whining about Obama blaming the “system” i.e. “blaming Bush”. Who created more bureaucracy to solve a bureaucratic problem after 9/11 ?

insHannity (faux news) – November 2009 it was a crisp autumn day for a stunning teabagger rally, 10,000 in attendance. Suddenly, the crowd swelled to 10 times the actual size and it was summer again. insHannity-induced global warming. John Stewart kicks insHannity in the ass and the beady-eyed liar responds with more lies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMW0KscMuDk

Assboil’s Back ! (1-6-10) “Obama has destroyed the US fiscal system” … “with debt”

Hmmm, Bush added 5-6 trillion to the national debt. The largest deficit in US history, ~1.4 trillion, was for the US fiscal year ended 9-30-09. This was the budget signed by Bush before Obama was even elected, at the height of the US financial meltdown.

Assboil (12-11-09) “LED traffic light fails to melt snow” I heard Assboil gleefully reporting that Friday. In spite of the fact that one light in one town failed to melt some blowing snow. What a joke. As I traveled the highways the last few days I noticed 85% of truckers have some LED lights on their trucks and/or trailers. As I pulled into my town, I noticed the right turn signal is LED, and working marvelously. Moreover, the lack of heat works better for many applications and is simply a manifestation of the bulbs’ efficiency. LEDs will replace incandescents within 10 years. Poor old Assboil and those stupid sheeples think we should stick with a 150-year old incandescent technology forever. Oh, and we're gonna go LED on the Christmas tree next year. Sick of those cheap incandescents crapping out every year.

Assboil (Dec. 2009): “the trade deficit is bankrupting this country” – really? When was the last time we had a trade surplus? I thought budget deficits bankrupted the country. Is Assboil confused, or is it me?

Levin (Nov 2009): “785 billion to create 30,000 jobs. What is that, 100 million a job” – what a deceiving little liar. Only 1/3 of stimulus was for infrastructure improvements to create jobs, and about 50 billion had been spent when he spewed that garbage. The number of jobs is disputed, but could easily have been over 500,000.

Levin (Nov 2009): “America is outraged over what Obama has done to the Treasury” – whoa, after boosh increased the national debt from 5 trillion to 10 trillion, and devalued the US$ by 1/3, which has been relatively flat since Obama took office, the nasal whiner says Americans have displaced their anger onto Obama.

Assboil (every day): “It’s all about Obama” – from the slobbering bloated addict who regularly reminds his listeners how great he is.

Assboil sheeples will believe anything they hear on assboil media.